In a world where normies cope, doomers rope, and zoomers rage-quit life, one Wojak finally said “Nah, I’m done being depressed. I’m him.”

 

He’s not just a Wojak.

He’s the Wojak who took the schizo pill, stacked $YEJAK at 1B MC, and started hearing the voices… but the voices were telling him the chart was about to go parabolic.

He’s bipolar? No. He’s bi-winning.

One day he’s crying in a hoodie holding a sign “I miss the old Kanye,” the next day he’s on a yacht screaming “I AM A GOD” while the Yejak chart does a 1000×.

 

“Feel the Yeforia. Embrace the Yepression. We are Yejak.”